Did Taco Bell Make A Secret Gay-Themed Breakfast Commercial?

tacojunk December 27, 2014 Comments Off on Did Taco Bell Make A Secret Gay-Themed Breakfast Commercial?
Did Taco Bell Make A Secret Gay-Themed Breakfast Commercial?

Q: Is this video a secret gay-themed commercial for Taco Bell’s new line of breakfast items?

A: Maybe! But also maybe not! I don’t know!

There’s not much by way of explanation here, other than the thing where it just popped up on YouTube two weeks ago labeled “LEAKED GAY TACO BELL COMMERCIAL” and looking, well, kinda real, right down to the product shot at the end. Taco Bell hasn’t responded yet as to whether this is or is not an actual thing, but there are at least a few possibilities at play here:

  • Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
  • It was created by an ad agency and killed by a Taco Bell exec — and, yes, it is very funny to me that Taco Bell has fancy suit-wearing executives, as I tend to believe the whole operation is run by one dude in cargo shorts named Chad — before it made it to air
  • It was created by Taco Bell with the intent of “leaking” it to test public reaction
  • Taco Bell made it with the intent to air it but they only had one copy of it on VHS and the bike messenger tasked with delivering it to Chad at Taco Bell HQ ended up getting chased all over New York City by a corrupt cop with a gambling problem who was trying to intercept it for a Chinese loan shark and whoooooooops now I’m just describing the plot of the 2012 film Premium Rush
  • Something … else?

So, to repeat what has now become obvious: I don’t know what’s going on here. But if it is real, I vote they release it. What’s the worst that happens? A couple people get super pissed off and boycott? Good. I don’t want to eat breakfast tacos with bigots anyway. RELEASE THE COMMERCIAL, CHAD.

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